In my opinion, one of the funniest statements ever is 'I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.' This paradoxical joke always cracks me up because it perfectly captures how people can succumb to irrational logic when arguing or assigning blame. The contradiction between the two parts of the statement is so blatant yet delivered with such a straight face. It's a clever way to poke fun at our human tendency to be unreasonable, while also making you laugh at the sheer absurdity of the line.
