The Venture Bros.
The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (2)
Season: 3
Episode: 13
Air date: 2008-08-24
Guest stars: Toby Huss
Brock and the Venture family are on the run from the Law, the Monarch, Sgt. Hatred and the entire O.S.I.! Only bald ingenuity and an unlikely ally can possibly save their necks from the deadly noose tightening around the Venture Compound.
If Part I of this two-parter was a slow-boiling manhunt wrapped in cartoon chaos, Part II is the inevitable explosion of everything Venture: convoluted plots, retro chaos, and deadpan tragedy—all colliding in a final act of beautiful, baffling noise.
Picking up right after Brock has finished murdering his third would-be assassin—a French-accented, katana-wielding, Kraven-the-Hunter cosplayer who smells like Axe body spray and cherry blossoms—Part II wastes no time in cranking the stakes from “on the run” to “on everyone’s radar.” OSI wants Brock back. The Monarch wants the Ventures dead. And H.E.L.P.eR? He’s the one guy not paid enough for any of this.
What unfolds is a mash-up of acid-dissolving jail breaks, wrist-communicator trash talk, and Molotov Cocktease showing up in civilian clothes that scream “I am here to sabotage your sense of tone.” The Venture Compound becomes the battleground for a Monarch vs. OSI free-for-all, while the Ventures hide in the panic room like divorced parents avoiding their kids’ birthday party.
The actual Monarch vs. OSI hench-war is probably one of the better staged brawls in the series—chaotic, colorful, and self-aware enough to throw its own rules out the window when it feels like it. And when Hank suggests opening their “Christmas presents early”? That’s the twist that weaponizes the show’s clone gimmick into a weirdly grim, brilliantly Venture-esque moment of self-cannibalizing satire. It’s the most Venture Bros. thing ever: a dozen backup plans turned into cannon fodder because why not end the season with an army of naked clone boys marching to their off-screen doom?
The ending is surprisingly abrupt and undercut with comedy, as you'd expect from a show that treats emotional weight like a novelty item. Brock's decision, on the other hand, feels like the kind of seismic moment the show thinks you’ll care about, but unless you’re deeply tuned into OSI politics and his personal journey, it’s more like “neato” than “noooo.”
The finale doesn’t wrap up much of anything—no Phantom Limb, no real ORB payoff, and no big revelations about the boys’ parentage or Rusty’s arc—but then again, this has never been a show about clean conclusions. It’s more about the ride: messy, referential, and strangely personal. It juggles absurdist gag work with violent set pieces and the occasional emotional gut-punch, all while keeping its characters emotionally constipated and semi-evolving.
The Family That Slays Together is a perfect title for the two-parter. It’s got all the Venture family dysfunction, plus a big kill count and enough chaos to make the season feel complete. Is it coherent? Not really. Is it cathartic? A little. But is it Venture Bros.? Undeniably.