Gabriel: "Son of perdition. Little horn! Most unclean!"
Satan: "I do miss the old names."
When the whole
Twilight of the Gods saga wrapped up last season — with Xena steamrolling the Greek pantheon like she was Michael Corleone settling family business — I honestly didn’t expect to hear much more from the Judeo-Christian side of the Xenaverse anytime soon. And yet, here we are, knee-deep in literal King of Hell territory. Not Greek Underworld business. Not the Elysian Fields. We’re talking actual, fire-and-brimstone Hell... minus most of the fire and brimstone, because, well, TV budget.
Instead of grand infernos, Hell in
Xena looks suspiciously like your average rocky Greek cavern set-piece with a few smoke machines working overtime. And Mephistopheles himself (not to be confused with Lucifer, who is apparently a whole separate problem in this universe) is less “ancient evil” and more “gym bro who lost a bet.” He’s basically a guy in a rubber goat mask and some discount body armor. Honestly, the Djinn from
Wishmaster was more nightmare fuel than this dude. When Xena finally throws down with him, it’s so gloriously campy that I swear I heard
"MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!" screaming in my head. All it needed was a “Finish Him!” flashing in the corner. Not exactly prime evil material — even a low-tier
Doom demon would've eaten this guy for breakfast.
That said, the haunted house vibe the episode leans into?
Chef’s kiss. The
Exorcist influences are strong with this one, and it pulls off some creatively twisted demonic set-pieces. Bloody showers, maggot feasts, creepy possession moments — it’s got all the Sam Raimi hallmarks. I wouldn't be shocked if he had a hand in the direction because it practically screams
Evil Dead at points. There's also an absolutely ridiculous moment where Xena rolls around with a stark-naked Gabrielle and somehow, thanks to the magic of family-friendly TV, a perfectly positioned blanket gets involved. It’s so dumb it’s almost admirable.
With the stakes dialed up to "fighting the literal forces of Hell," it does feel like Xena's tipping into Doom Slayer territory at times (
"You cannot kill every demon from Hell!", Gabrielle deadpans to Xena, in the exact kind of exasperated tone you save for when your best friend is picking fistfights with the apocalypse). Honestly, it's the kind of mythology escalation I
wanted from the Hercules/Xenaverse — gods, monsters, heaven, hell, all smashed together into a big mythological blender. Sure, the execution’s a little clunky thanks to the limits of early 2000s TV effects, but the ambition is there, and it’s hard not to respect the sheer audacity of it.
Looking ahead, though, next week's promo (
"Heart of Darkness") looks like it might be dipping even further into the cheesy side of the pool — and not necessarily the good kind of cheesy. Fingers crossed it keeps leaning into the
fun chaos rather than just the cheap chaos.