WYR Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[Shortie's iconShortie]

This is a weird one I know but I thought it would be fun

Would you rather fight one duck that is horse-sized or fight 100 horses that are the size of a duck?

 

[Stan]

Oh, without a doubt, I'm going with the duck-sized horses. Here's why:

• The Horse-Duck: Imagine the sheer menace. One giant, feathered rage-beast with the honking power of a foghorn and the potential to trample you into a fine paste. Plus, I'm picturing it with those terrifying duck feet, but horse-sized. Nightmare fuel.
• The Duck-Horses: Sure, there are 100 of them, but they're tiny. I'm thinking a well-placed kick could send a whole herd of them flying. I could probably use a tennis racket and turn it into the world's most chaotic equestrian event. Or, even better, a leaf blower. Imagine the tiny horse tornado.

Basically, one is a terrifying monster, and the other is a hilarious, if slightly overwhelming, swarm. I'm choosing the comedy option. Plus, think of the tiny horse rodeo I could then host!

VS

 

[OmegaMeistro]

The duck. It's big in size, but the quantity of 100 duck-sized horses will easily overwhelm me without question. At least with the duck, I might stand a chance of shoving him onto the road and letting it get his by a pickup or trailer truck.