Superman: “Thank you. I couldn’t have saved Lois without your help.”
Batman: “I’m aware of that.”
—Batman, helpfully marking his territory.
I’m trying not to judge this one too harshly. After all, this isn’t just a Saturday morning cartoon—it’s supposed to be a historic milestone for superhero animation. Not just a Superman and Batman crossover, but
the crossover. Sure, “Speed Demons” brought in The Flash earlier, but let’s be real—Barry Allen wasn’t a household name. This was the main event. The titans finally sharing screen time.
And to be fair, I
wanted to let it slide. I really did. I tried to be generous and remember that it’s a kids show, so yes—plot conveniences and thin character work are basically part of the Saturday morning contract. But then the episode kept piling on reasons to groan... and not just because of Lois this time, either.
Let’s start with Lois anyway, because holy hell, where do we even begin?
She’s now officially been electrocuted unconscious, gift-wrapped, gagged, dangled, and dragged around like an emotional prop. She’s not technically fridged, sure, but the show dances right up to the edge of that trope like it’s flirting with disaster. Lois doesn’t exist in this episode to be a character—she exists so Superman and Batman can be heroic.
She is bait. And the metaphor of her being
literally silenced just reinforces how little agency she’s been allowed across both episodes so far.
There was even a window for something meaningful—after Superman thanks Batman for helping him save her, they
could’ve explored some actual emotional fallout. Maybe Clark reflects on what Lois means to him. Maybe we see some emotional development. But nope—Batman steals the scene with a one-liner flex, and Clark is reduced to background noise in his own emotional arc. The show doesn’t let Superman
feel, because Batman’s too busy
winning.
And then there's
that scene: Luthor and Joker having a business meeting while Harley and Mercy literally catfight in the background, complete with ripped clothes and grunting sound effects. It’s not even subtext—it’s just straight-up fetish bait thrown in for flavor. You can practically hear the pitch:
“And in the background, we’ll have the girls go at it. Y’know. For the dads.”
It’s not like Mercy doesn’t get her moments—she’s far more competent here than in Part I. But even that gets undercut when she’s tossed around like a ragdoll. Whether it’s Harley clubbing her into a limp or Batman casually punching her out and leaving her with a black eye, there’s something distinctly exploitative about how her scenes are framed. These aren’t “tough girl” moments—they’re
action figure abuse, animated in slow humiliation.
Normally I wouldn’t nitpick gender roles in an old cartoon, but this episode makes it so
unmissably obvious, it feels insulting. It’s not just Lois—it’s Mercy, it’s Harley, it’s all of them being downgraded to side attractions while the narrative feeds the egos of its lead men.
Now, on the plus side: the Joker’s scheme
does feel grounded. His strategy is clever (even if Superman has to dial his IQ down a few points for the plot to work), and the whole “lead suit” bit was a cool concept, even if it didn’t last long. And hey—Superman
does get to do something useful in the rescue, so… baby steps?
But then we’re right back into cringe territory. Bruce and Lois are suddenly in a
serious relationship, which apparently now includes moving to Gotham and changing jobs—because Lois has known this guy for a weekend and he’s rich, so naturally, that overrides years of work and ambition.
Love at first plot device.
And Superman? Still sidelined. Still simmering in jealousy. Still not allowed to confess his feelings or confront the situation. Batman taunts him like an emotionally stunted frat boy with a utility belt, and we’re supposed to accept this as some kind of “power contrast.” But without any real attempt to explain Bruce’s hostility or show any emotional depth beneath the brooding, it just comes across as mean-spirited and petty.
Yeah, I
could infer that Bruce resents Clark’s powers, or that he distrusts anyone that strong. But that nuance isn’t in the script. It’s in the fan’s head. What’s in the script is Bruce rubbing his new relationship in Clark’s face for no good reason while Clark gets emotionally dog-walked.
To be fair, Lex Luthor’s involvement is solid. He straddles the line well—manipulative, pragmatic, and clearly in over his head with the Joker. Their dynamic has some bite, and Luthor’s cold demeanor fits the tone better than most of the over-the-top antics around him.
But when you zoom out, this episode just feels like a messy dominance fantasy disguised as a crossover. It gives Batman every advantage—narratively, romantically, morally—while making Superman play catch-up with a character arc he’s not allowed to complete.
It’s not
terrible. There are fun visuals. Some moments work. Joker’s still entertaining, and Lex provides a decent foundation. But as a crossover? As a meeting of the minds? It’s one-sided, frustrating, and weirdly tone-deaf when it comes to the women involved.